August 29, 2012   69 notes

At R.N.C., Romney Hailed as Regular Guy by Woman with Horse in Olympics

newyorker:

TAMPA (The Borowitz Report)—On the opening night of the 2012 Republican National Convention, the Presidential nominee Mitt Romney received fulsome praise for being a “regular, down-to-earth guy” from his wife, Ann, whose dressage horse, Rafalca, competed in the London Olympics: http://nyr.kr/NBtf3u

I have a horse and watched the Olympics … Oh, she had a horse AT the Olympics. So she’s one of the 1% of pleasure horse owners too and therefore fully qualified to identify the qualities of an ordinary guy.

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    “I promise you that if you elect...United States, he will never give less than thirteen...
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    Don’t we ALL have a dressage horse, in a way?
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    Just a regular guy, folks.
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    I have a horse and watched...Olympics … Oh, she had a horse AT
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    That about sums it up.
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    Great headline. I’m sure he really gets middle America.